7 DAYS OF GLORY:
Email & Sales Page VIP Week for Course Creators & Membership Founders
Lean back for 7 days and let an expert who makes words dance and credit cards swipe for a living write your launch copy for you.
Increase your open and enrollment rates with cash-collecting email and sales page copy you didn’t have to binge write at 4 am the morning of your launch
Picture this:
It's a sunkissed, Tuesday afternoon.
You’re off getting a gel pedicure…
Coaching your kid's soccer game…
Sipping an espresso martini at a cafe living your best soft life while Stripe notifications bombard your bank account.
It’s like Barbie’s marketing team flooded your inbox with enrollments. They’re everywhere!
In your inbox, your Stripe app, your PayPal account, your notifications, your DMS …
Launch stress?
It’s just like the soft life diva herself, Mariah Carey, talking about J.Lo - “don’t know her.”
Binge-writing your sales page the night before the cart opens…Please. The only thing you binge on is last-minute vacays and daily UberEats.
You are the Queen of Delegation.
You repel overwhelm and anxiety around launching like a sweet-smelling version of Off.
How is it all possible?
Inside the quilted back pocket of your classic Chanel caviar jumbo flap bag you bought as a launch gift to yourself, you have a secret weapon.
Someone who’s so WOW with words her nickname is word-wielding warrior®.
And she’s taken all the heavy lifting out of making sales for you.
Sure, you could have chained yourself to your MacBook Pro to write your own launch emails and sales page, pero like…
Why?
When you could hire someone who can channel your essence into cherry-on-top copy that sells for you instead?🍒
A few weeks before your launch, your VA lets you know there’s a personalized love note tucked inside your inbox with an automagically money-making sales page and email sequence inside.
You open up the Google doc and almost slam the laptop shut in fear.
Is there an ancestor in the room with you?
Every carefully crafted word is like it came directly from inside of your brain.
The copy sounds just like you, but so much better than you could have ever written it.
You hand it off to your VA (instructions on how to get the best results have been included, not that your awesome VA needed it anyway) and your designer.
Everything’s scheduled in ConvertKit, ActiveCampaign, or MailerLite.
Your emails and sales pages will convert with confidence because they speak to the hearts and wallets of your audience, based on research you didn’t have to do with words you didn’t have to write.
And it’s all because you decided to hire someone to Olivia Pope your email and sales page copy for you.
Sans the messy, toxic love triangle, of course.
LEAN BACK & REVEL IN
7 DAYS OF GLORY
VIP WEEK EXPERIENCE
DONE-FOR-YOU, SOUNDS-JUST-LIKE YOU-BUT-BETTER
HEART- AND PURSE STRING-TUGGING LAUNCH EMAILS OR SALES PAGE COPY
IN JUST 7 BUSINESS DAYS
If you crave a stress-free launch without the low-vibrational Sunday Scaries, my word-wielding warrior® framework can elevate your open rates and course enrollments so your biggest worry is telling your VA you’ve gotta close your overflowing cart.
Here are the different kinds of copy I can whip up for you in 7 business days:
✍🏾SLAY YOUR SALES PAGE✍🏾
Build your know, like, and trust factor with a personality-infused, persuasion principle-inspired and customer research-based sales page that takes your ideal clients from pain to Wonderland and positions your offer as the bridge between the 2.
Let me put your program, course, or membership on its proper throne and show off how it can change your audience’s life using the power of words that:
Dig into the pains, problems, and common issues stopping your clients from crossing their goals off their vision board
Effortlessly embody copywriting persuasion principles and user research insights to get your ideal clients to go “that’s EXACTLY what I’m going through!” / “are you in my head?”
Agitate that pain a little more so they remember how much they’re in need of a solution (ahem - your offer)
Paint the picture of WONDERLAND: what it looks like on the other side of their problems
And of course, position YOUR OFFER as the bridge that transports them from the barren dreamland to Kingdom Come
Humble brag for you and pull out your internet receipts to build the trust factor and stop objections dead in their tracks
Persuade visitors through all the above to complete the desired action of your choice - apply or buy - without sounding sleazy, salesy, or manipulative
🗡️NINJA NURTURE WELCOME SEQUENCE🗡️
Gently welcome your new subscribers (or un-ghost your current ones) into the warmth of your cozy, “I can stay in here” forever email list with an email nurture sequence that builds your know, like, trust and capital B.U.Y factor AND ensures your lead magnet makes it out of Freebie never-used-it-land.
Oh, and did I mention build your legions of raving fans? Yeah, these emails do that, too.
📞SMOOTH OPERATOR SALES SERIES📞
Spice up your launch emails with a personality-infused sales sequence that puts love emojis in your ideal clients’ eyes and sings sweet somethings to your Stripe account like Sade.
Inside this smooth, research-backed, persuasion-principle-filled sales sequences, your clients will go from:
❓ Um, who are you? to
🧠 Get out of my head, how’d you know what I was thinking? to
💜 This is exactly what I need to
💳Lemme go grab my credit card real quick to
🏃♀️Oh snap, let me grab my credit card right now for real this time before those juicy bonuses expire
All while addressing their biggest pain points, knocking down their most common objections, enticing them to enroll/buy/sign-up ASAP.
LEAN BACK AND LET ME CRAFT SOUL-ALIGNED EMAILS SO YOU CAN LAUNCH WITH EASE.
IF YOU’VE GOT VIRGO IN YOUR CHART OR JUST LOVE TO OBSESS OVER THE DETAILS, HERE’S HOW IT WORKS:
Here’s what some previous receivers of my word warrior magic had to say…
Get My Brand Voice-Obsessed Ears, Customer Language-Possessed Brain & Sales Psychology-Trained Fingers Focused on Crafting Irresistible Copy for Your Brand For An Entire Week
(That’s 604, 800 seconds. 10,080 minutes. 168 hours. That you didn’t have to spend crafting sales page and email copy that converts.)
PSST … I don’t do A.I. or templates.
I don’t believe in mediocrity.
Relying on A.I. to craft copy for you is exactly that:
a mediocre, cost-saving yet quality-cutting measure that will suck the soul out of your messaging.
You cannot get Chanel quality with Shein manufacturing.
It’s why I only accept a small number of clients monthly.
Your copy will be handcrafted by a slightly woo-human with help from a Copy Concierge dedicated to making the entire process seamless.
You get all that for just:
💟Email Sequence OR Sales Page in A Week: $1997 USD
💟Email Sequence AND Sales Page in Just 2 Weeks: $4997 USD
Just think about this:
How much is 10,080 minutes of your time worth?
And what could you do with all those hours back?
It’s up to you.
Ready to …
GET OPENS.
GET REPLIES.
GET ENROLLMENTS.
GET MONEY? GIVE ME 7 DAYS.
I’LL GIVE YOU A CASH-GENERATING EMAIL SEQUENCE AND/OR SALES PAGES YOU CAN REPURPOSE ACROSS ALL YOUR MARKETING.
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